The Book

The Book

The Scoop on Breasts: A Plastic Surgeon Busts the Myths
By Dr. Ted Eisenberg and Joyce K. Eisenberg
Incompra Press
Paperback: 208 pages
Kindle version: 1013 KB

More than 200 actual patient questions are
answered in the book. Below is a sampling:

Chapter 1: A Tale of Two Titties

Booby basics: The who, what, where, when and why of developing.

  • My mom has big breasts. Why don’t I?
  • I just turned 18. Is it still possible for my breasts to grow?
  • What exercises should I do to make my breasts bigger?
  • Does my left breast look a little bigger to you?

Chapter 2: The ABCs of Double Ds

Breast implants: Separating fact from fiction.

  • Do silicone gel implants feel more natural?
  • Do breast implants glow in the dark?
  • Do implants get in the way of reading a mammogram?
  • Will my breast implants freeze up in really cold weather?

Chapter 3: To Be or Not to Be a C or a D

Breast augmentation: The road from “thinking about it” to “doing it” is paved with questions like these.

  • Will I be able to breastfeed after I get breast implants?
  • Will my breasts feel unnatural when people touch them?
  • Will the weight of the implants make my breasts saggy?
  • What will happen to my breasts when I turn 65?

Chapter 4: Size Matters

Do you want to be proportional, turn heads or stop traffic?

  • Can you make me a full C cup?
  • Should I put a bag of birdseed in my bra to see how I’ll look with bigger breasts?
  • How do I know what size implants to get?
  • Will bigger breasts help me get a job?

Chapter 5: Tits & Ask

Time to get down to business and take care of the details with our T&A Q&A.

  • How much does it cost to go from an A cup to a C cup?
  • Will you take a diamond ring for payment?
  • Does the price include anesthesia?
  • Does the doctor’s wife have implants?

Chapter 6: Surgery: Ready, Set, Go

Everyone loves those before and after photos, but here’s what happens in between.

  • Can I keep my piercings in during surgery?
  • Do I need a mammogram?
  • If I smoked weed this morning, can I have surgery?
  • Will the entire hospital staff see my breasts?

Chapter 7: Recovery: Is That Normal?

What to expect in Week One, getting back to work and workouts, and more.

  • I can’t sleep on my back. What am I going to do?
  • Am I crazy? I think I hear my implants sloshing around.
  • If my incisions open, will my implants fall out?
  • How soon can I wear my bulletproof vest?


Chapter 8: The Three Rs: Raise, Reduce, Replace

Mother Nature and Father Time have their own agendas, but that doesn’t stop us from trying to fool them.

  • How saggy is saggy enough to need a breast lift?
  • How do I know if I need a lift and implants?
  • I’m on a diet. Should I wait to get a breast reduction?
  • What happens when an implant breaks?